The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight.
Not wanting to be the first to
break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at
5:00
AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led
to an argument and
neither of them wanted
to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of
mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the
wife replied
, "
in-laws"
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet
I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping
with me,
and I figured this was the
most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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