I know we took lots of shit from the Indians, but I’m having trouble remembering exactly when we pillaged their syntax.
Easily my favorite vintage-boot commercial.
It was always my ultimate romantic fantasy to be married to a big brawny, handsome firefighter and then spend hours
If there’s one thing that I hate more than suits, it’s crowds.
I often find myself needing a quick overview of the painful, shameful, and agonizingly long death of my mother.
While Craigslist rideshare is a great way to save money and the environment, it can be really hit-or-miss as far as the other passengers go.
As a compulsive liar, it really makes no difference to me what I’m lying about: it could be what I ate for breakfast, how much change I have in my pocket, even my opinion on Happy Feet Two
“I watched the dogs melt under my grandmother’s touch.”